Updates

• My fishes are vicious little things. They are slowly destroying the tank. Today I noticed the smaller fish is missing - I have theories but nothing I can prove. Also they have managed to pull the heater off the side of the tank. Given that it's secured by two suction cups I think they have achieved a fair bit - the heater could have come off without assistance but given the missing fish I doubt it. I have theories on who is responsible but I can't prove any of them;
• I've decided my GP, [Baby Botox], is no fun at all. He listens to my confessions about my lifestyle and suggests that Botox might hide the effects of that lifestyle. The problem I see is that he is supposed to look out for my best interests and one would think that would be saving my liver and my money. It upsets me that I recognise that I'm slowly killing myself yet I don't do anything about it;